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‘The economy’s turning a corner’
‘We could cut down a bit on our shoplifting’
‘I can’t believe they didn’t have cutting boards’
‘I suppose it’s too late to start testing on animals?’
Incentive wanted
Blame pinned on constrained public finances
‘I’d welcome immunity from Trump’
‘If I’ve timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9am Monday”
‘I’ve been dreading this’
Clever disguise
I have to make sure the dog wears a muzzle
Stormont looks set to reconvene following two-year impasse
‘I finally found a stress ball adequate for my role’
‘He controls the TV with his mind now’
The global phenomenon is indiscriminate
‘It’s my UK government early warning system’
No individual nominations for Greta Gerwig or Margot Robbie
‘Getting a year-end bonus makes me feel like I’m paid fairly for at least this one pay period’
‘Not a name you see on an indictment though, is it?’
‘That’s not our trampoline’
‘All that praying for snow finally paid off’
‘If we don’t actually leave the ECHR, couldn’t we just pretend it isn’t there?’
‘This is my day to night outfit’
‘Ye Olde Iceland Wishing Well’
‘You wouldn’t have spoken to me like that before I abdicated’
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